10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "All-in, bitches!!!"