10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com