10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "No river, no fish."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.