10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)