10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed