10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water