10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier