10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword