10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.