10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.