10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.