10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.