10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.