10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fold and live to fold again
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker is for loners.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)