10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm