10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.