10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss