10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear