10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.