10 Random Poker Quotes

In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
It's Free To Fold...
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
Poker is for loners.
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)