10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris