10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz