10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels