10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.