10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• im going to 2 out you to death