10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.