10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.