10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...