10 Random Poker Quotes

I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
Never educate a stupid poker player.
I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
It's Free To Fold...
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson