10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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