10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway