10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.