10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill