10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.