10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.