10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz