10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.