10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.