10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003