10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.