10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is for loners.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare