10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson