10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.