10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.