10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach