10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.