10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.