10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Why not, when some because there are three.