10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.