10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986